All in drama

How Green Was My Valley

This is a particularly saccharine example of the sentimental, nostalgic films that came out during the early 1940s in an effort to comfort audiences emotionally ravaged by war. It takes wallowing in the memory of the good old days to an art form.

Rain Man

Crap-sacked turddiddler. Pink-jawed dungflower. Sorry, I had to actually look up an insult generator online to verbalize how much of a complete and utter knob Tom Cruise is in this movie.

Heavenly Creatures

Heavenly Creatures is the based-on-a-true-story version of a matricide that took peaceful 1950s New Zealand by storm, and taught us all that the one thing you should be well and truly scared of is the wrath of a pair of misunderstood teenage girls.