A film made for and by people who are desperate to be seen as painfully interesting.
A film made for and by people who are desperate to be seen as painfully interesting.
Is there ever a good way to tell your children that Mommy fell in love with Daddy while he was holding her hostage?
"As I speak to you now, the icy water of the ponds and ruins fill the hallows of the mass graves, a frigid and muddy water, as murky as our memory. War nods off to sleep, but keeps one eye always open."
First joke of the film: the idea that anyone even cares what gentlemen prefer.
The Japanese version of that one time your dad told you not to worry about coming home for Thanksgiving, after all, your grandparents are going to live forever, right?
In which a young German artist, armed with shadow puppets, wiped the floor with Walt Disney.
Do they make, "Sorry I only married you to gather information for the US government" greeting cards?
What, like you never made questionable decisions during your post-collegiate slump? Never accidentally slept with a married woman then fell in love with her daughter? Hypocrites.
If someone had told me when I was in college that I could pursue eavesdropping professionally, who knows how different my life would turned out?
In which Hayes Production Code Era Hollywood's goal is to make America terrified of yet slightly turned on by 1930s gangsters.
A gay man dying from AIDS sues his law firm for discrimination, so you know, obviously a rom com.
Orphans, dead animals, the devastation of World War II...and you thought the first 15 minutes of Up were hard to watch.
A fancy English boarding school almost exactly like Hogwarts only instead of magic there's sadistic violence and a steady stream of homoerotic undertones.
Proof that the fervently religious should always be regarded with a healthy degree of apprehension, lest they secretly be people-burning hippies.
I'll give you a hint: the man who shot Liberty Valance is exactly the person who seems like the type who would shoot Liberty Valance.
The cautionary tale of two arrogant American backpackers who disregard local safety advice and end up getting mauled by a werewolf.
Because if you have to get stranded somewhere, it might as well be in Europe with Shah Rukh Khan.